Sherlock – my thoughts

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With a severe lack of Doctor Who in the next few months, I wondered what to write for this post. I mean, it’s a Doctor Who themed blog, isn’t it? Then I realised I haven’t reviewed Sherlock yet. So here’s my review (or ‘my thoughts’) on my second favourite TV show of all time… Sherlock.

You probably know who Sherlock Holmes is, so I won’t go into detail (if you don’t, click here). Same for Dr. Watson (again, click here if you don’t know who that is). Well, imagine that but in a modern day setting, with computers, cars etc. No more late 1800s/early 1900s for Sherlock – he’s in the 21st century. Played by Benedict Cumberbatch, Sherlock is the same in some ways but different in others.

But does it work? Yes, I think so. And very well. The series was made by Steven Moffat (who is currently Doctor Who’s head writer, so he writes all the openers/finales and the scary ones) and Mark Gatiss (who writes at least one Doctor Who episode every year). So the fact that I like Doctor Who and Sherlock is either a very big coincidence or the writers are very good. Not every Sherlock story is made for the 21st century – there are only 3 (yes, just 3! Versus 13 DW episodes! It’s not fair!) 90 minute (well, at least the episodes are long) episodes per series, and there have been 2 series so far (in 2010 and 2012), with a third coming hopefully next year. And the stories aren’t exactly the same as their Arthur Conan Doyle originals, they’re just loosely based upon them. But they’re brilliant. And scary.

Unfortunately, at the time of writing at least (it’s 25/2/12 now, but you’ll be reading this on 3/3/12 at the earliest) there are no Sherlock episodes on iPlayer for you to watch. However, the good news is that DVDs are available:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sherlock-Box-Set-Benedict-Cumberbatch/dp/B006K1IIAC/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

I recommend you give it a try.

On a different note, it’s amazing how fast 2012 is going. When you’re reading this, you’re a sixth of the way through it… already!! :)

The Life and Death of Doctor Who

Ok, that seems a bit dramatic. But it is kinda true. Look at it this way:

In 2011, Doctor Who had a full series (though it was split), plus a Christmas special. Not only that, it had three, yes three, spin-off shows (DW Confidential, Sarah Jane Adventures and Torchwood). 2011 was a great year for perhaps the best TV show in existence. As was 2005, 2006, 2007 etc.

And now we’re in 2012, there just isn’t as much Doctor Who stuff as before. Firstly, there are no spin-off shows whatsoever. Below are the fates…

  • Doctor Who Confidential – price cuts :(
  • Torchwood – low ratings, American version didn’t work
  • Sarah Jane Adventures – Elisabeth Sladen passed away :(

It’s not just that – Doctor Who starts in the Autumn this year, and, from what is currently known, there will only be about 7 eps., inc. the Christmas special. The remaining eps. are going to be next year. In case you didn’t know, it’s Doctor Who’s 50th anniversary next year. We were told that the BBC were fully committed to the big event. What a way to celebrate – less episodes. And did I mentioned that there’s no planned 2-parters for this year (or next)? I like 2-parters! You can have longer stories!

So though people are saying that Doctor Who’s going to keep being on our TVs every year, I’m worried about it. True, it has good ratings (bad ratings killed it off in 1989), but they’re not that amazing now compared to other shows (e.g. soaps get way more, X-factor gets way more, even Sherlock - which is amazing – is getting the same viewings). I really hope that DW survives for many more years. But, to be honest, it’ll need more eps., and at least one spin-off show to do that.

Doctor Who: The Doctor, The Widow and The Wardrobe – Review

Happy New Year’s Eve everyone (actually, as I write this, it’s Christmas Day), I can’t believe how fast 2011 has gone. And I present to you today a review of the Doctor Who Series 7/2011 Christmas special.

I’ll start by saying Doctor Who certainly knows how to do Christmas specials. This is the seventh Christmas special (eighth if you include the 2010 New Year special), and each one has been amazing. My favourites are:

  • The Voyage of the Damned (2007)
  • The End of Time (2009)
  • A Christmas Carol (2010)

You may notice that this year’s episode isn’t on that list. It isn’t that it’s a bad episode. Not at all. There isn’t a single episode by Steven Moffat that isn’t great. It’s just that, well, the plot is perhaps too simple. Last year’s was complicated, and sad, yet happy at some places. It had also got some amazing music. This year’s was kinda predictable, the music was good but not amazing, and not complicated.

Enough of the negatives. On to the positives – Amy and Rory are back! I probably should have put a spoiler alert before writing that. Ah, well. The only thing that’s sad about that is that you know those two are going to come to an unfortunate yet unknown end in the next series. And also that the Doctor left it two years before coming back to them. :-)

Overall, a good, reasonable episode. Worth watching, but not my favourite episode by a long shot.

I hope you’ve all had a great Christmas (if you celebrate Christmas, if not than I hope you’ve had a great holiday). I’m now an owner of a Kindle, which I now think is this future of reading, though my family disagree. :-D Have a great new year, and I hope 2012 is a good year for you all!

A Doctor Who movie?

I don’t know if you’ve heard of the 1996 television movie simply titled “Doctor Who”. The basic facts are that it was a failed attempt at an American re-make of the BBC’s Doctor Who. People were glad when a series wasn’t made. Because, basically, the Doctor Who movie was disastrous.

A few weeks ago, it was on the news that a Doctor Who movie was being produced. David Yates, the director of some of the Harry Potter films, said that he is working on developing a feature film with the BBC. He said the film would take a fresh approach to the show, which first appeared on TV in 1963 and that it would take “two to three years to get it right” as the show needs “quite a radical transformation”. “Russell T Davies and then Steven Moffat have done their own transformations, which were fantastic, but we have to put that aside and start from scratch,” Yates said.

A lot of fans of Doctor Who were wondering what this meant. Would the film follow on from the fifty years of Doctor Who? Would there be a new Doctor? Would it be as bad as the last movie?

Thankfully, Steven Moffat said this:

And this:

So that’s cleared up. Phew. I know this post is a little different to what I’ve done before, but I thought I’d make it clear for anyone still thinking there’s going to be a Hollywood re-make of Doctor Who. Now, to finish the post, here’s the trailer for The Doctor, The Widow and The Wardrobe, which will air at 7pm on 25 December (on BBC One):

Doctor Who: The Wedding of River Song – Review

Is it Christmas yet? No? How about now? Still no? Why can’t time go faster? I wish I had a time machine. Which leads us on to this particular episode…

I’ll start by saying this is the kind of episode you couldn’t just start watching, say, half of the way through. It’s very, very complicated, and it’s confusing even if you’ve watched all of it. I think it’s a very good episode, one of the best in the series (but I’ve said that about every episode so far), and it tied up a lot of loose ends. But, in typical Steven Moffat fashion, it also opened up a lot of… well, beginnings (?). We were told we would get a hint of what was going to happen in the next series (like last year, with the Silence) and we got that hint. And I’m sure every Doctor Who fan out there is thinking about that hint, and they will be for a long time.

The Silence were mentioned in Series 5, and they appeared in Series 6. And it seems they might actually be back next year, because silence hasn’t actually fallen yet. And that’s related to the hint. Which is, in fact, a question. Look away if you don’t want to know what the oldest question in the universe is…

Doctor Who?

How they are going to answer that I have no idea.

So, basically, amazing episode, amazing series. Unfortunately, I haven’t reviewed the first part of Series 6 yet, but I probably will. Maybe.

To help pass the time before Christmas, Merlin is back. And that is what I’ll be reviewing very, very soon. Stay tuned!

Doctor Who Confidential – Axed

Just a quick (sad) post to say that the amazing Doctor Who Confidential, which showed the making of Doctor Who, has been axed as part of the BBC budget cuts. Doctor Who will remain.

More: http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/sep/28/doctor-who-confidential-axed

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/dw/news/bulletin_110928_01/Doctor_Who_Confidential_The_Finale

It’s a big shame because Confidential is a big part of Doctor Who. It’s in its sixth series now! A lot of people involved with the show, including Neil Gaiman, have petitioned against it, but there seems to be no hope.

The last ever episode of Confidential will air on Saturday on BBC Three, straight after Doctor Who.

The Child’s Call – a short Doctor Who story written by me

Chapter One

Christopher Smith had had a bad day.  His alarm clock did not go off in the morning so he was very late for work and he got fired.  All because of a dead battery!  The box claimed it would give you a warning when the levels were low, but he heard no warning the night before.  Well, he did have a bit of beer…

As if getting fired wasn’t enough, his wife for a grand total of 3 months phoned to say she was leaving, and that by the time he got home she would have left to go to her sister in Washington.  She said she would give the baby a good home and family, unlike he would.  The baby.  Christopher pondered on that thought.  His wife was one and a half months pregnant, and it was an accident.  Now he would not get to see him grow up. Chris assumed it was a boy, although there was nothing to prove it was.

Chris was thinking so deeply while he was walking home that at first he did not notice
the call.  It was the third call before he noticed.

‘Mu-mmy!’ the word was split into the two syllables.  ’Are you my mummy?  I’m scared of the bombs. So very scared.  Mu-mmy!’

‘Hello? Anyone there?’ called out Chris, wondering whether he had imagined it or there really was a scared child. Probably imagining it, he told himself.  After all, there were no bombs, unless a bad day had got even worse with World War Three starting.

‘Are you my mummy?’

A child walked out of the evening shadows.  He looked about 5 years old, and he was wearing dark, old-fashioned clothes.  Chris thought that was strange, but then he
looked at the face.  Well, he didn’t, because there was no face.  Just a World
War Two type gas mask, that was actually part of the flesh.  Then the strange child reached out and touched him once on the right hand. Chris screamed his final scream, and his last thought was about getting a new alarm clock. As he screamed the child repeated its question.

‘Are you my mummy?’

It was the last thing Christopher Smith ever heard.

The TARDIS slowly appeared in the depths of space and it moved around as if to get its
surroundings. Then it slowly disappeared out of space and time.  Moments later it appeared in the Time Vortex, much quicker than in normal space. The TARDIS then flew around the vortex like it was choosing a favourite time and place. Although the TARDIS police box exterior was far from calm, the interior was still, except for the occasional jolt. Amy Pond was directing the Doctor where she wanted to go next and he was frantically pressing buttons and pulling levers.

‘I would like to visit somewhere exciting, maybe the Earth in the far future. I’ve seen
it in space – Starship UK – but I want to see the actual Earth…’

Amy’s directions were cut off by a loud noise that shook the whole TARDIS.

‘Now that is something good.  A problem, yes.  In fact, a big problem, because I’ve never heard that noise before. It could be the hertroftical stabilisers, the TARDIS’ own gravity to you, it stops us shaking about when the outside does. Or it could be a warning signal… ‘

‘Just be quiet and fix it!’ came the Scottish voice from the other side of the central
console.

‘Oh, yes. I’ll lock on to where that noise is coming from and try to materialize. Geronimo!’

Chapter Two

The calm London street was disturbed by the sound of grating alien engines and a 1950s police box slowly appeared. The doors opened an out came a young woman with a mini-skirt and ginger hair and a man in a tweed jacket with a red bow tie that
appeared to be in his late twenties, but seemed somehow much older.

‘This is where the signal, if that is what it is, came from.  Early 21st century. 2010 to be exact. And it seems to be about lunchtime. Yes, I could do with some
lunch. Anyway, the signal could mean that there is a big alien threat that could take over, well, everything and the Time Lords should stop them. The elders of the Time Lords. Problem is, I’m the last of them, so it is my job to save the universe. The signal came from about 16 hours ago, so expect the threat to be gone by now.’

Suddenly, the TARDIS doors slammed shut and it started to de-materialize, leaving the Doctor and Amy alone.

‘Oh great. Not. I should know by now to close – and lock – the TARDIS doors. Anything could get in. And they could access the manual, which is kept in my bedroom – not that I ever sleep. You know what I said about the threat moving on, Amy, well I think
it is still here and it sent the TARDIS away. So we are stuck in one point in
space and time, with a big enemy trying to take over the universe. And now they
have time travel as well. If this was a game of, say, Monopoly, I’d say they
have got the huge advantage and that we should get something to help us!

The last part he said loudly. Then the TARDIS appeared, one of the two doors opened, and a newspaper fell out and the TARDIS disappeared once again, too quickly for the Doctor to stop it.

‘A newspaper!? I know we should be grateful that the enemy helped us for once, but I don’t think we need to catch up on the news…’ stated Amy in confusion.

‘But look at the headline,’ said the Doctor in a scared tone.

The headline read “More People Go Missing“.  It said that lots of people had recently gone missing, and police suspect gang activity. But it also said that one man
claimed to have escaped, and that man had seen a child in old-fashioned clothes
and a World War Two type gas mask that was part of the flesh. There were also
other people of all ages with the same face. They all had an injury on their
hand, and they all said they wanted their mummies and that they were scared of the
bombs. The newspaper wrote that the police think the man was/is on drugs.

‘Look at the date,’ The Doctor noted. ‘It’s for today. There was a man taken yesterday, but local police suggest suicide because that day he got sacked from his job and
his pregnant wife left him. I know it wasn’t suicide. These gas-masked zombies – I’ve fought them before. An old friend made them by accident, and I thought I’d fixed them all. Obviously one escaped. But how?’

‘Look on the back cover of the newspaper, Doctor,’ called out Amy as she studied it. ‘I
doubt that was part of the standard issue. Maybe the gas-masked zombies
don’t like the football results.’

‘I think they are mildly telepathic – the actual newspaper doesn’t show the writing.  If it did, the readers wouldn’t make sense of it anyway.  They’d probably dismiss it as a prank.’

On the back of the newspaper it explained how they survived and their plans for the
gas-masked shaped future of all universes. This is what it said:

The troops were called in by The Original, and you set them right. You thought that was them all. But you, face-changing Time Lord, you were wrong. I had only just been infected by The Goodness, and my cells were still changing when the call came. By the time I was fully transformed, The Original and the others were transformed back into humans. At least what you call humans. We are the proper humans. I hid and over the years I gathered an army of people who I’d improved with The Goodness. They help me to get more worthless so-called humans. After a few years, I had a huge army at my disposal. But I continued to get more, even in 2010 I gather some
people who are alone on some empty streets.  Soon, with your time and space machine, I will upgrade the whole universe. Then why stop there? I can upgrade other universes, and then break my way into parallel universes. Everyone with be with The
Goodness, and everyone will be immortal and happy. You will thank me Doctor.
You will see all the universes happier, all peace loving. But first I must give
you, and your companion, The Goodness…

Chapter Three

Bill Rook knew that he had drunk too much. He stumbled outside of the night club and
promptly threw up, all over a letterbox. Bill slowly moved to have a look at the date and time on it.

‘That postman is going to have some trouble delivering those letters at …… 17:30
tomorrow …. or is it today?’ he slurred, while looking at his watch. He couldn’t make out the numbers, but he thought he should be heading home.  He stumbled down the empty street, thinking slowly over what he had to the next day, or was it today? He pondered on that timing, pausing in his tracks at the strain. If he remembered – which is very unlikely, he thought to himself – he had to go to a stupid job interview for a
checkout place at ASDA at 10AM,  and then his kids were coming that night so they could stay with him for the weekend. Boring.

Suddenly a 40ish year old man walked in front of him. Bill guessed, by the height and clothes, that it was his friend Christopher Smith. Now that he thought a bit more, he remembered that Chris should have come to the night club, but he didn’t.

‘Hey, Chris! It is Chris there, isn’t it? Why weren’t you at the night club?  I had so much alcohol I’ve thrown up 4 times. And I think I might again soon…’

His speech was cut off when a passing car’s headlights lit up a gas mask on Chris’ face. It actually seemed to be part of the flesh.

‘Are you my mummy?’ asked the gas-masked zombie as it touched Bill on the hand. Bill screamed as a gas mask began to take shape on his face.

*

‘Run!’ shouted the Doctor as the TARDIS materialized, full of gas-masked zombies. He dropped the newspaper and pelted – until he noticed that Amy wasn’t following.

‘Okay, just coming,’ called out Amy. A zombie had grabbed onto her coat, but she took it off and ran.

‘Are you okay?’ asked the Doctor worriedly. ‘Forget about that coat, I know you’ve got
it from the TARDIS wardrobe, but I have others. Romana used to wear that coat
though, back when we were children. My parents hated it. They said I should grow up to be like them. Be a powerful Time Lord like my father, and marry a beautiful Time Lady like my mother. No chance. I’m an adventurer!’

‘Doctor, we don’t have time for this. We have loads of zombies after us, and I know they don’t run, but they are getting closer. Just run!’

The Doctor and Amy ran until they found an old warehouse. They sat down on the floor, out of breath.

‘I could grow a new TARDIS, but by the time it was working they’d have got to us. Plus we’d be dead bored,’ calculated the Doctor.

‘Can’t you call a nearby, say, Martian with your sonic screwdriver?’

‘Might be able to,’ as he was saying that he took it out of his bigger-on-the-inside
pockets and set the green tip glowing. ‘But what could they do?’

‘Mummy!  Are you my mummy?’ came a childish voice from nearby.

The Doctor and Amy pelted at full speed until they ran right into an old man.

‘You two should be more careful, you know,’ the old man noted. ‘Or are you running from the police? You young people are always breaking the law.’

‘You want the truth?’ asked Amy. ‘We are actually running from hundreds, maybe thousands, of gas-masked zombies.’

‘I’d go for thousands,’ said the Doctor.

‘Is this a joke? Did you get this from a movie? Well, you are not tricking me.’

Then the man saw the zombies. He turned pale and hobbled away at top speed. The Doctor and Amy ran fast, but the man didn’t, and he was soon infected with “The Goodness”.

‘The poor man,’ said Amy sadly.

‘Come on,’ said the Doctor. ‘I think I can see a computer store.’

‘What good is that?’

‘My sonic screwdriver can get one of the computers to get in to the door scanners – you know the things that check if you have stolen stuff? Well, it can build up the power and use the fingerprint you will give it, so it can put that in the Chula programming and the Chula will put the people right – for good.’

‘Chula?’

‘What they
call “The Goodness”, except the first person it found was a
gas-masked dead little boy, so the warrior in them thought that was right.
Anyone they touched got the same injures and gas mask as the little boy. He was
called Jamie. And he lived!’

They ran in to the computer store and the Doctor selected a laptop with a fingerprint
scanner and used the sonic screwdriver to get into the door scanners. Amy then
placed her fingerprint on the laptop scanner and it broadcasted the human DNA
into the scanners. The zombies walked through the scanners, one by one, with
each automatically changing back into normal humans. The last one was the
leader, and it changed into a scared child.

‘I’ve wiped their minds of what happened, but some people who are not from this time may have some trouble getting homes. Reckon we could give them a trip home in the
TARDIS? They won’t believe their eyes when they see the other dimension. And
I’m going to throw that manual in a supernova..’ he said the last sentence
under his breath, so the Scottish former kisso-gram wouldn’t hear. Well, she’d
find out soon enough…

Author’s note: This was written ages ago, in early 2010. This is why the story is set in 2010, and Rory Williams/Pond is not mentioned/featured.

A victim of "The Goodness"

A victim of "The Goodness"

Doctor Who Series 6 – tonight!

Just a little reminder that Doctor Who will return for a sixth series, starting tonight in the UK and USA with The Impossible Astronaut. This episode is set in Utah and is one of two parts – the other, titled Day of the Moon, will air next week.

One little spoiler: the Doctor/Amy/Rory/River will die in this episode. I can’t tell you which (partly because I don’t know yet, partly because I wouldn’t tell you anyway) one will die, but one of them will.

The Impossible Astronaut will air at 6pm on BBC One and BBC One HD in the UK. 9pm on BBC America in the USA.

Below is a short trailer (with no spoilers). Silence will fall… tonight:

Now for something really scary. Seriously. (Trust me, I’m not the Doctor):

Have a great day!